We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.– Kifah Shah (via ear2ear) WOW yes (via hex-girlfriend)
mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
wordswordsworlds: Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
And here we go again. When will she ever leave him alone?
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
feefeeri: so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats for both us and the watermelon i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without...
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...– Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via solunars)
whatisonyobiscuit: starrysleeper: tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE what’s wrong with you peas are delicious gay people are delicious too no dessert for you until you...
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet? Drown her.
As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...– Kate Winslet (via wrists)
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
alexkisu: helicoils: i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves you wanna ask me out now or later
mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.